Real Life Fluffle Puff

Original: http://candiedmoon.tumblr.com/post/88622657431

jennifertiffany:

yesss

(Source: videohall)

creepycronus:

perfectlypurdie:

blockingbrainwaves:

fullyandcompletelyalive:

markptjan:

gracediamondsfear:

wifeyknowsbest:

whatapreciouslittlefuckfox:

A sense of humor can make everything better. Sex isn’t like it is in the movies or in porn. There will be strange and weird and awkward sounds, there might be a silly interruption like the cat or a kid… you might knock heads or trip getting undressed. Sex is funny, foreplay is funny and sometimes you need to just laugh. It will keep things from getting awkward! If you take sex too seriously you aren’t truly enjoying it!

Not to mention a sense of humor can be really sexy no matter what your gender identity is!

this comic is literally my favorite thing on tumblr.

i’ve always said if you can’t laugh with the person you’re having sex with while you’re having sex with them you shouldn’t be having sex with them.

God.

My husband once walked up behind me while i was sitting in the living room just watching t.v…and he put his penis on my shoulder and said “hello..”

THIS WAS HIS SEDUCTION.

THIS WAS HIS IDEA OF HOW TO GET ME INTO BED.

it worked, but not before I laughed for days.

I’m guilty of doing this.

This makes me sad but hopeful

reblogging again for penis shoulder

^^^

I sincerely hope he said it George Takei-style.

(Source: erospainter)